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FORGETFUL JANICE

September 2, 2005 -- LARGE-mouth model Janice Dickinson drew the likes of Kimberly Stewart and Bobby Trendy to the debut of her one-woman show in L.A. the other night. The "Office Monkey" blogger caught "What Would Janice Do?" at the El Rey Theater and reports it started half an hour late. Dickinson was "a nervous, [bleep]ed-up wreck," Office Monkey writes. "It was soooo not fun to watch . . . She was freaking out because she kept forgetting the script, which was really frustrating to watch because she actually lived it and couldn't remember how the story went." Stewart ran out after 10 minutes, and others followed suit soon after.